Drawing 104
2007-04-13
Ladies and gentlemen of the Marshall's Mayonnaise board, thanks for allowing me to address you. (The other companies didn't even return my letters.) Well… let's get to the real issue here: my great-aunt. A fine old lady. According to this scientific data here, the American public finds her to be the finest old lady today. Is she also… your next spokesman? Think of the mayonnaise you could move with her image on the jar. And if she's not moving mayonnaise here, she'll be doing it elsewhere! So, where do I sign?