Drawing 111
2007-10-30
Honey, a package came for you in the mail. It's… a… ceramic model of a… surfing gas station attendant… filling up the tank of a car, which is also surfing.
WIFE:
Oh, that? When I ordered that, I was a different person than who I am today. I don't even want to see that thing anymore. Please return it. (Pause) No, even better: please alter it so that it better reflects who I am today. A person pumping their own gas for their car, while surfing. Or a person riding a horse, while surfing.
HUSBAND:
(Pause) Yes, honey.