Drawing 124
2008-08-22
Hi! (Long pause) I'm Tony Pravitt, and I'm sort of the unofficial greeter for the whole town! It's a real honor for us, a writer of your level of fame movin' in, and here's a gift for you! “Doris's Sweet 'n' Salty Igloo Snacker!” Salt cubes on the outside, sweet creams inside, made from all 23 cows residing within the city limits!
MAN ATOP STEPS:
I am a writer. I write. I scribe. I even jot. In my hand, pens. The tools of a writer. I have not the faculty, nor the want, to tote this “gift.”