Drawing 125

WIFE:
I really wanted iced tea. You know I don't like coffee.

HUSBAND:
Oh, c'mon.

WIFE:
You don't like coffee either. I never see you drink coffee.

(Long pause)

HUSBAND:
We're eating at Swizzard H. Mughead's. Of course we're getting the coffee. It's the only reason ever to come here.

(Long pause)

HUSBAND:
Well, you can send the waiter back, but I won't be the one who'll tip him for doing the coffee thing.

WIFE:
I'm not tipping him, either.