I am awfully sorry, ma'am, for your long wait. (Pause) Ha, no. I'm actually not sorry at all. You see, I believe in my methods. Sure, a cashier could cut some corners and push 'em through a tad quicker, but is it worth it? That is to say, do you believe in stickers?
Actually, I'm in a hurry…
I believe in stickers. They show that I care. They bring me into your home. As long as they're there, it's proof that I accomplished something of value. It's proof that I exist. (Pause) Don't remove these stickers. Please, never remove these stickers.