Drawing 25

RAY ORTHMEIER, HEAD COUNCILMEMBER, SPOKANE C.A.C.:
Are you aware of what celery offers you? Do you know the “how-to” about the “sprout that cares”? (Pause) Hey, you! Man crossing the street, yellow tie. You look morbidly obese! Come over here, and I can put you on an all-celery diet. You'll be down to 75 lbs. in two weeks. (Pause) Speaking of, that's how long my mortgage is overdue by!