Hello. I am Sal. Please come to my restaurant. It is called “Sal's Restaurant”. You will be assured of having a genuinely pleasant time. You shall lay witness to three pool tables, a novelty '50s jukebox, and a menu item, which is an onion, which seems to bloom. Quite entertaining. So, to find your way to this place, get on Route 18, just off of Interstate 34. I am on the southern side of the road, adjacent to a laundromat and a hospital. To find my restaurant, just remember, it is the only restaurant in the city with a reproduction of my face, smiling, on a board, hanging on the front facade of the building. Quite entertaining.