Drawing 36

PUBLISHERS:
Mr. Towe, we would like…

WILLIAM J. TOWE:
Call me WillJos.

PUBLISHERS:
Yes. WillJos, we would like to address you over the matter of the title of your autobiography. (Pause) We've run it by some test groups, and over seventy percent of the participants not only hated your title, but felt insulted by it. (Pause) All we're saying, WillJos, is that… you were an astronaut. You stepped on the moon. Couldn't you think of something more relevant?

WILLIAM J. TOWE:
Have you ever been WillJos? Have you ever lived the life I lived? If you did, you would see that it's about a lot more than a big rock in the sky. No, it was indeed a crunchtasm. The title stands.