Drawing 37
2002-04-15
Thank you, sir, for allowing me to view the men's restroom of this facility. (Pause) You see, my good man, that my lifelong dream is to die in a shootout with some cops. And I had an epiphany, just three weeks ago, where I realized that my ol' ticker only has 30-40 good years left. And so I started my search for the site. This restroom is the 52nd area that I have examined, and let me tell you, I am pleased. I rate the room an “A” in openness to gunfire, an “A+” to lack of escapability.
CLERK: Thank you.