Drawing 42
2002-06-04
Gee, pops, I'm real sorry that they're forcing you to train me, so I can replace you and work for less money.
OLD BLACKJACK DEALER:
It's okay, Donald. I was planning to retire in nine years, anyway. (Pause) But to be a great blackjack dealer, you must be wary of one thing: glass eyes. If someone has a glass eye, it means that he's counting cards. Push this red button, under the table, and then they'll be asked to leave. (Pause) However, if you've already had to use the red button thrice in a day, and a fourth glass-eye-wearer approaches the table, press the green button. If you ever see this hooligan again, he'll have two glass eyes.