CUSTOMER: You sure I'll be able to fit into one of those coffins when I'm… dead? COFFIN SUPPLIER: Absolutely. Let me tell you something, Charlie. You've been made a fool, my good man, by the media. Those guys, with cooperation from the “Middle Man,” have tricked you into believing that human bodies don't shrink after death. (Pause) My father-in-law, he was a rotund man. A good 400 lbs if he ever was a deuce. But lo and behold, the natural processes set in after he died, and now he sleeps under the soil in a model identical to the coffin displayed now on the floor, on sale for $299.48. CUSTOMER: I'll buy two!
