Drawing 60

HOME OWNER:
Every Wednesday, Tuesday, and Thursday, there you are, carrying more stolen merchandise to be stored in my basement. (Pause) You know, I have never invited you to do this, nor have I ever enjoyed harboring criminal goods in my home. (Pause) You know, I should start locking my front door.

BURGLAR:
You wouldn't dare.

HOME OWNER:
You're probably right. (Pause) Well, could you at least put an end to the cockfighting you hold down there?

BURGLAR:
I'll think about it.

HOME OWNER:
Good enough for me!