Drawing 63
2003-01-18
Thank you for making it to this meeting, investors.
LEROY, BARON:
Hello.
ENTREPRENEUR:
Gentlemen, I'm sure that you're well aware of my previous impotences in the vending machine market. And they were all caused by the same problem: high restocking costs. (Pause) My new creation, “The Maximum-Vend,” solves this by having to be restocked once every fifty years. Do you know what we'll all be in fifty years? Dead! Doesn't that make you feel great?