Drawing 66

CLERK:
Sir, the sign directly above you says that loitering is not permitted.

LOITERER:
Please mind your own business, sir. (Pause) I'm just doing what I enjoy most: drinking a poorly concealed alcoholic beverage, standing against the side of a gas station. There's nothing you can do to stop me.

CLERK:
I'll call the police, if you won't move.

CUSTOMER:
The cops? They won't do anything. (Pause) I own the police.