Drawing 72
2003-09-24
Greetings, current occupant. I offer you a selection of Cajun seasonings, all at reasonable prices. (Pause) You see, six years ago, I had a vision. A vision of Cajun seasonings, sold door-to-door, at reasonable prices. So I then quit my job, and made this my mission.
ANSWERER OF DOOR:
Does any of this have to do with the haloes emanating from your skull?
SAL, SELLER OF CAJUN SEASONINGS:
I wish I could say that that is true… and believe me, these are great spices… (Pause) …But no, I earned this halo from something else altogether.