Drawing 74
2004-03-27
Loan, huh? (Pause) You sure look like a first-time aplicée. Yours truly, I've walked down that path a great number of times. (Pause) Yesiree. And I'll bet that you want some tips. Tips from a guy who knows. (Pause) And of course, you're ignorant, so I'll use language even the most lay person can grasp. See this burger? It's flavorful; it's nutricious; it's piping hot—damned if it doesn't have resale value. But the bank doesn't care about that. (Pause) Now, if I owned a burger joint, or a house or something, then those bankers would be coming out of the woodwork, offering me loans. Saying “What can I do for you, sir?” Or “Good morning!” You know… (Extremely long pause) But guys like us—they couldn't care less. Good luck.