Drawing 77
2006-08-29
Lester, I hope you realize that you're more than welcome to come up here.
MAN IN YARD:
You don't think I don't know that? Don't think I don't know that! (Pause) I'd be up there in a second, if I wasn't so considerate—to see that it'd be rude to eat your food, and take up valuable porch space. (Pause) No, right here is best. I'll eat whatever food accidentally drops onto the lawn.
HOST OF BACKPORCH BBQ:
Okay, Lester. Sure thing.
MAN IN YARD:
You hear—accidentally. Don't you dare throw anything down here. I'm not a child!